9/11 se 9-2-11 tak

parnam guys & their gwalas!!!!!!

after my 116 yrs old great grandmother said"kalmuhay!!kabhi to naya post likh liya kar...din bhar baitha baitha baap ka "chicken-mutton" todhta rehta hai(thodi high level ki berozgaari hai)..nikhattu kahin ka!!"...... so here is new nanha -munna, chunnu-munnu post......u all know abt 9/11(abey ye bagal wali mishrayein ka birthday nahi hai).....my unreliable sources has come up with some unknown events dat took place on the day of 9/11 as well as post 9/11....here it follows....

on the day of 9/11....

at the WHITE HOUSE phone rings.....
tring tring....
BUSH:helloo....

MUSHARAFF:hello sir....pairi pauna.....this is mushi speaking!!

BUSH:hey mushi...wassup dude.....just hold on 4 a sec...(bush covers the receiver with his hands & says)...hey amanda...get off my lap....go & prepare this document...till then i'll talk 2 mushi...after the call we can continue..hehe...(bush removes his hands 4m the receiver & says) yo mushi......tell me!!

MUSHARAFF:hakim...m very sorry abt amrikka & the WTC disaster.....its really very sad...we r with u in this hour of trauma...one most important thing is dat we r not at all responsible 4 this catastrophe....oye iss laden ki maa ki!!!!

BUSH:hey mushi...wat r u sayin....m not able 2 understand a single word...wat disaster,trauma & who's laden.....wat do u mean by all these????

MUSHARAFF:oye teri....maalik... right now wats the time in amrikka??
BUSH:8:00 a.m.....why?

MUSHARAFF:oye bhains ki.....sir....i will call u after an hour....bye!!!!

post 9/11...

2 yrs later...after destroying IRAQ like emraan hashmi destroys the lipsticks of his co-stars,george bush came 2 visit india & went 2 a school in the village of haryana(where people have grey cells equivalent 2 mallika sherawat's clothes) & had an interaction with "jatt"kids which was of same significance as dat of interaction b/w carmen electra & "behen" mayawati....after interaction pres. bush asked if any kid wanted 2 ask any question.....so one kid stood up.....

KID:ram ram mallako....myara naam chandramohan chautala....and i have "thireey" (3) questions 2 ask u...

1)why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO?
2) where is osama?
3) why does America support Pakistan so much?

BUSH:u r an intelligent guy.......(suddenly the bell rings 4 the recess)....see u after the break!!

AFTER THE RECESS....

BUSH:ok kids...where were we....any questions?

an another kids raises his hands & says.......

KID:ram ram mallako....myself omkar singh.....i have 5 questions...

BUSH:ya...tell me

KID:my questions r....

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO?
2) where is osama?
3) why do America support Pakistan so much?
4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time?
5) last but not the least,where is CHANDRAMOHAN behen de taakay??

ok bhailog.....got 2 go.....hope u liked it....i may be taking 2 months sabbatical 4m blogging....one more thing.....i've started getting ads 4m google "maata"....kabhi kabhar click kar dena uspe...i know u guys wont click on ads which does not have pamela anderson or yasmeen bleeth flaunting their voluptous assets....but sorry 2 say "larry bhaiya" does not provide me this facility
bbye

DHANYAVAD