ANDHER NAGARI CHAUPAT RAJA

parnam all of u again.........
so....did u all get the topic of the post....if u all have not then i must tell u dat this famous hindi phrase is most suitable 4 my college named "SATHYABAMA DOOM..er..sorry DEEMED UNIVERSITY"....if u all dont know wat is a "DEEMED UNIVERSITY" then i must tell u this....deemed universities r those closed spaced,suffocating colleges who get the "autonomous" status 4m the authority by a toast of whisky with tandoori chicken "over the table" and something "under the table" which we all know being indians.....neways my post is not related 2 this.....so "HARI" ka naam leke "HURRY" mein shuru karte hain
on august 25th,2004...i was asked 2 go 2 a place called sathyabama deemed univ by the lady luck....without any regrets i did as instructed......when i first saw the coll...it looked mammoth....huge temple like building.....i was quite impressed.....but when i entered the coll campus and had a brief view of it....it seemed like"epitome of deforestation"...neways....when i inquired abt the college i came 2 know that actually 3 colleges r in the same campus....and the building with which i was impressed is actually the other college.....after sometimes i came 2 know dat my chancellor believes in following mathematical formulae

(college/daughter)*ghar jamaai 4m roadside=income tax saved

so now i understood the concept which really caught me off guard...choro yaar...ab aa hi gaye hain to hostel bhi ghoom liya jaye.....so i went 2 "ramakrishna illam".....the sceane there was more disheartening.....in the name of allocation the students were stuffed in2 the rooms...ie 6 dudes/room or u can say 6 dogs/kennel....one gud thing abt the rooms was dat the bathroom was so spacious dat 2-3 buffalos can easily bath there as stated by dad of one of my roomies.....the floor of the corridor was as crooked as intention of pakistan on kashmir issue and i found it very difficult 2 walk being 1&1/2 legged guy(dats another story....will post it later)....in between 2 buildings there was an ocean of mosquitoes which i think were capable of kidnapping any human being.....chalo choro.....ab canteen ki baat ki jaye.....when i first saw the college canteen i thought earthquake has hit dat particular canteen area...and the guy inside the canteen reminded me of tom hanks in CASTAWAY.....the canteen sold following cuisines
->fruit juice: a .000001% of juice mixed in 100% water...price-10/-.....actual price- 50p with some maa behen ki gaali 2 canteenwala
->aloo paratha:a round shaped cuisine stuffed with soil 4m jupiter or saturn which somewat resembles potato along with white coloured sparrow shit resembling our dahi.....price-10/-....actual price-2/-with a slap 2 canteenwala
choro yaar...khana ka description sun ke mood kharab ho gaya hoga......lets talk abt my rocking roomies.....
apart 4m me there were 5 studs(bolne mein kya jata hai) in room no 444...lemme introduce u 2 two main characters who played major role in my college life
character no 1:-
ADITYA"hewlett"PRAKASH:a pure "patna" guy....as responsible as"smriti irani in kyun ki..",as caring as"baa again in kyunki..."......this guy specializes in all household activities and has a bright career as railway ticket agent......currently working in HP(now u might have understood the reason of his middle name)
character no 2:-
UJJWAL"thermal"SINGH:this guy has a look of "banarasi thug" but no intention as such....he belongs 2 a wonderland called ANPARA(guys...dont refer the atlas...this place is as enigmatic as bermuda triangles")....a pure electronics student endorsing SRK looks and ever ready 2 do maa behen of any political topic.....in short he is the next praveen togarhia in making

so finally i got 2 frnds-one with bouncing hair(ujjwal)and other with bouncing belly(aditya)

my first day in my department was very exciting as well as intimidating.......as soon as i entered my dept lab i noticed 3 things and these 3 things remained same for all the 4 yrs.....
1)an air conditioner which never got switched on for all the 4 yrs
2)lab instruments dat never worked
3)teachers as dumb as the heroine of the recent flopbuster"HAAL-E-DIL"

but one thing which i can never forget is the face of my college's director.........................
talkin abt my director...well he looks like adivasi dynasaurus.....around 6 feet x inches.....face as black as charcoal......he seems 2 be the guy most appropriate 4 the role of mahisasur in a play

ab itna kuch sun hi liya hai to college mess ke baare mein bhi sun hi lo......
college ka mess to infrastructure wise zabardast hai but the food sucks like tushar kapoor's acting......when i first went 2 the mess....i was served idli and chicken.....i looked at the food 4 nearly 10-15mins and wondered if the mess guys knew the exact date of april fool.....looking at my plate i really wondered wat 2 do with this martian combo......then i saw mess guys started serving a cuisine in white colour.....it was curd rice.....i tasted it and came 2 the conclusion dat cows of arrah & chaprah(2 countrysides of USB)eat better than this shit......thanx 2 the sexy mess food...i lost 20kgs in 1st semester and achieved a figure which can give JLO run 4 money....
so...finally i concluded .....ANDHER NAGRI CHAUPAT RAJA

aacha dosto...ye thi mere coll ke initial dayz......dats it 4 2day......chale hum sone......bbye
DHANYAVAD!!!!!!!!!!!